shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher
Via Once you go Zack you never go back
peter capaldi is a blessing on this world
Oh god I was so worried about this too
STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body
and that’s why you should drink moderately.
It gets even awkward during Christmas dinner with guy’s religious relatives.
i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
I’ve come to the conclusion that Sam and Dean would take one look at Night Vale and burn it to the ground, civilians be damned.
i’ve come to the conclusion sam and dean would drive into night vale and spontaneously combust from being exposed to sexual and racial diversity and women who don’t die within a week
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
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