Plz Stop

Next time someone quotes the bible saying, “that man shall not lie with man.” Just ask “why?” And see their faith crumble between your fingers…


  • me: *laughs*
  • parents: what's so funny what's going on who are you talking to can i see what's the joke haha i bet that's great what are you trying to hide from us
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sexhaver:

this image has singlehandedly ruined my philosophy class for me like we’ll be talking about rene descartes and ill think about this and start crying


eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

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milthanks:

collegehumor:

chuckhistory:

Ooops, I dropped my towel. 

Looks like she’s gone au naturale. 

*sounds of Nash Grier screaming*




nointerrruption:

nointerrruption:

how come your lips dont touch when you say touch but they touch when you say separate 

image

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vincentvangaylord:

vincentvangaylord:

my parents posted this on facebook. i think they miss me. also if i keep laughing like this im gonna pee

my grandma just commented on the post saying “oh wow vincent looks so much more handsome in this pic” um WOW TY GRANDMA


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a-storm-for-every-spring:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dogs and Tumblr

One of these things is not like the others


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